went to see one of my aunts in hospital ytd.
went to find mama first.
;D
and so, i took a train to lavender.
because the ride from pasir ris to lavender is approx. 45mins,
i decided to blast some songs into my head.
hence, the oh-so-stunning ipod was made known to the world.
okay, maybe not the whole world.
yeah, whatever.
i was playing augustana's boston when the train reached bedok.
this very plump(fat?) lady, stepped into the almost full train.
there werent any seats left, and i wasnt keen on getting up.
so, i just sat there like nobody's business.
i know, i am an inconsiderate citizen.
but who cares.
singaporeans are all stingy.
yeah.
and did i mention that the (fat) lady was totally pink.
and i mean pink from head to toe!
her eye shadow was pink, her lips were pink.
her necklace was pink, her dress was pink.
her pants was pink, her bracelet was pink.
her watch was pink, her nails were pink.
her ring was pink, her earrings were pink.
her slippers were pink, her toenails were pink.
EVERYTHING WAS PINK!
like, omfg.
pink panther.
lollls.
because it was squeezy in the train,
she had to hold onto the metal poles.
LO AND BEHOLD, the pink creature lifted her arm,
and woahs, an abundance of armpit hair was shown.
oh, and she had very horrible B.O.
like, hello fat lady.
you shld get some veet and shave off those horrible hairs.
it isnt that expensive, and it'll rly help.
oh, and get some deoderant.
you smell funny.
as in, not ha-ha funny, but smelly funny.
i was practically squirming in my seat.
-.-
and thank god, she got off two stops later.
and then i realised a condom ad.
then, this small boy asked his mama.
"mama, whats condom?"
lolls, innocence is bliss.
oh what would happen if he knew.
experience the use of it?
preferably not.

went to see one of my aunts in hospital ytd.
went to find mama first.
;D
and so, i took a train to lavender.
because the ride from pasir ris to lavender is approx. 45mins,
i decided to blast some songs into my head.
hence, the oh-so-stunning ipod was made known to the world.
okay, maybe not the whole world.
yeah, whatever.
i was playing augustana's boston when the train reached bedok.
this very plump(fat?) lady, stepped into the almost full train.
there werent any seats left, and i wasnt keen on getting up.
so, i just sat there like nobody's business.
i know, i am an inconsiderate citizen.
but who cares.
singaporeans are all stingy.
yeah.
and did i mention that the (fat) lady was totally pink.
and i mean pink from head to toe!
her eye shadow was pink, her lips were pink.
her necklace was pink, her dress was pink.
her pants was pink, her bracelet was pink.
her watch was pink, her nails were pink.
her ring was pink, her earrings were pink.
her slippers were pink, her toenails were pink.
EVERYTHING WAS PINK!
like, omfg.
pink panther.
lollls.
because it was squeezy in the train,
she had to hold onto the metal poles.
LO AND BEHOLD, the pink creature lifted her arm,
and woahs, an abundance of armpit hair was shown.
oh, and she had very horrible B.O.
like, hello fat lady.
you shld get some veet and shave off those horrible hairs.
it isnt that expensive, and it'll rly help.
oh, and get some deoderant.
you smell funny.
as in, not ha-ha funny, but smelly funny.
i was practically squirming in my seat.
-.-
and thank god, she got off two stops later.
and then i realised a condom ad.
then, this small boy asked his mama.
"mama, whats condom?"
lolls, innocence is bliss.
oh what would happen if he knew.
experience the use of it?
preferably not.